2yr old Do-it-yourself

My two year old often, like his siblings, demands to do things for himself. Today he thought he would change his own diaper, not just of the wet variety either. He got the wipes, a new diaper and laid down. He removed his diaper and tried to wipe himself clean. Any of you with kids can imagine what horror my wife found. Fortunately the mess cleaned up rather easily.

Then he was sitting on the couch next to me and put his face in mine and said "boo! I scare you dad?" I lied "yeah". He did it about four more times and then I answered "no". He seemed a bit dissapointed and did it again. This time I replied "yes" and he turned to my wife and said "Mommy, I scare daddy all by myself!"

What a silly bug